The Wii ... Throw in the Towel Already!
November 22, 2007 ... posted by Chad
The other day I was sitting around thinking about how shitty my Nintendo Wii is. The spark that caused this was when a British man came over to my place with a group of friends, mainly because he’d never gotten the honor the play anything on the Wii.
Needless to say he had the same reaction everyone always does.
“THIS IS THE BEST THING SINCE SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE WOMAN! WITH DECENT RACKS TOO!”
He’s incorrect. I’ll just keep it at that.
While he was having a great time, I just wanted to play Mario… by myself. Why? Because it’s the only original game for the damn system that takes full-control of, well… the controls.
Kudos to Mario for being badass.
Wii Sports is a pile of bullshit. There, I said it.
This had been a quick editorial from the King of Reading in regards to how unfulfilling 99% of Wii games are.